When Your Car Coughs

My car did that today. It is a sure sign that a full-blown eight cylinder illness is on the way. Sure enough the subtle indications grow progressively worse, until only total rest alleviates the noisy symptoms.

I took the patient to Dr. Goodwrench, who immediately observed a high temperature and acute dehydration. Next thing you know the patient is admitted for a waterpumpdectomy.

Does Obama care cover this?

Postscript. Upon opening the patient, Dr. Goodwrench declared further tests and analysis were needed. This of course after going home for the evening without completing the operation. Additional ‘dectomy’s and transplants were performed. The patient is in recovery. The Dr is planning a Caribbean vacation………….I am not.

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